Dear Daria (Diary 61725),

I have officially declared myself a mad scientist. I'm mad. I sometimes believe in science & I sometimes make up my own science (just theories, nothing proven... yet). Also, I'm a writer & photographer & tester of theories. Pretty much science.

Edhe sot shkruaj our official theme song y'all, called WagonWatch Anthem! I'm gonna see about music and/or visuals because in my mind, I'm Beyonce. I'm memorizing the lyrics & I'm thinking of background sounds, melodies, etc.

WagonWatch Anthem

Wo-wo-won't know when she streams,

Cause her marijuana’s mean.

Need to see her in them jeans,

Black boots stepping on my spleen!

Between them yams tastes like honey,

Can I give that ass some money?!

Always rub it to my phone, she says she likes when I'm alone.

Salacious visage for my lap,

I'll sketch that ass a new map!

Licking jimmies off the cone, she says she likes when I'm alone!

She says she likes when I'm alone.

She says she likes when we're alone.

Licking jimmies off the cone,

Fuck, I like when we're alone.

WagonWatch the witch, come on,

Y'know how to get the job done.